02 6 / 2012
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22 5 / 2012
lol what has our world come to
- Yo: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- Yo: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- Yo: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- Yo: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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09 5 / 2012
My kids are gonna look like pads. Awesome.
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01 3 / 2012
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I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHA
this.is.great.
LOL
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20 2 / 2012
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpes
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